Sorry for not updating the site for so long... However, we hope you like the two games!
SDC
Thursday, March 20, 2008
Updates!
Okay, since the e-mailing thing didn't work out, we posted the issues on the website! (Trust us, it was NOT easy to type out) By the way, we added two new games : Candy & Clyde, and Balance! Also, now you can see the full video of "Who Let The Dogs Out"!
Sorry for not updating the site for so long... However, we hope you like the two games!
Sorry for not updating the site for so long... However, we hope you like the two games!
Issues 7 & 8
The...
5 Peace Times!
Bad girl, Zhang Lu!
Zhang Lu is reading a book called "A Bad Boy Can Be Good Gor A Girl". Experts suspect that her husband, Zac Efron, is getting younger, and mere notorious than ever before! Says the victim, Zhang Lu (obviously), 10, "Oh, it was terrible! His hair became shorter and shorter until he was bald! He grew freckles and more and more and more! His moustache disappeared! His eyes became smaller and smaller and he started pulling my hair!" Experts in CHIJ (Cheesy Hot Institute of Jamaica) are working frantically for an antidote. Meanwhile, hang in there, Zhang Lu!
Reports by: SDC
30-01-08
The 5 Peace Times!
Yuri Madness
There is a new disease in town... Yuri Madness! The first person to be unfortunate enough to catch it was... Yuri! (obviously) She said, "Dwaing, dwang, woodbridge, ding-dong,creak! Aaaah!" and then apparently fainted when questioned about the illness. "Little Johnny jumped down the well!" she shouted when she awoke. "Stinging hogswaps!" Yuri swatted at a fly and stalked off, muttering "Flies date daisies" and "Galloping umgublars!" when she hit her nose on a pillar. Poor Yuri! Our news team was laughing so hard they had to be brought to the hospital for emergency water-taking. Another team of scients in the UK (Upper Kranji) are working round the clock to investigate this illness. Meanwhile, scientists in the USA (Upper Serangoon Road) are suspecting that this is the illness that made the netballs vicious. (See issue 3) A shark killed my daisy... oops, I mean, another girl, whose name we will not tell, also showed promising signs of Yuri madness. She showed the unmistakable signs of bulges from her forehead (Yuri's were fully fledeged - she looks strange). She had also started dhouting out words like "starfish!" and "crab" while others are talking to her. As for the toiletbound pupils, they too are getting the illness. Nursery ryhmes can be heard in the toilet. "Hickory Dickory", "Humpty Dumpty" and "Jack and Jill" are some examples. We will be expecting more reports on these pupils soon, so stay tuned... and trolls wear undies.
Reports by: SDC
All issues are Copyright of the SDC. No copying or sending the issues to others who have not paid for the issues. The cost of an issue can be shared by a maximum of two people.
5 Peace Times!
Bad girl, Zhang Lu!
Zhang Lu is reading a book called "A Bad Boy Can Be Good Gor A Girl". Experts suspect that her husband, Zac Efron, is getting younger, and mere notorious than ever before! Says the victim, Zhang Lu (obviously), 10, "Oh, it was terrible! His hair became shorter and shorter until he was bald! He grew freckles and more and more and more! His moustache disappeared! His eyes became smaller and smaller and he started pulling my hair!" Experts in CHIJ (Cheesy Hot Institute of Jamaica) are working frantically for an antidote. Meanwhile, hang in there, Zhang Lu!
Reports by: SDC
30-01-08
The 5 Peace Times!
Yuri Madness
There is a new disease in town... Yuri Madness! The first person to be unfortunate enough to catch it was... Yuri! (obviously) She said, "Dwaing, dwang, woodbridge, ding-dong,creak! Aaaah!" and then apparently fainted when questioned about the illness. "Little Johnny jumped down the well!" she shouted when she awoke. "Stinging hogswaps!" Yuri swatted at a fly and stalked off, muttering "Flies date daisies" and "Galloping umgublars!" when she hit her nose on a pillar. Poor Yuri! Our news team was laughing so hard they had to be brought to the hospital for emergency water-taking. Another team of scients in the UK (Upper Kranji) are working round the clock to investigate this illness. Meanwhile, scientists in the USA (Upper Serangoon Road) are suspecting that this is the illness that made the netballs vicious. (See issue 3) A shark killed my daisy... oops, I mean, another girl, whose name we will not tell, also showed promising signs of Yuri madness. She showed the unmistakable signs of bulges from her forehead (Yuri's were fully fledeged - she looks strange). She had also started dhouting out words like "starfish!" and "crab" while others are talking to her. As for the toiletbound pupils, they too are getting the illness. Nursery ryhmes can be heard in the toilet. "Hickory Dickory", "Humpty Dumpty" and "Jack and Jill" are some examples. We will be expecting more reports on these pupils soon, so stay tuned... and trolls wear undies.
Reports by: SDC
All issues are Copyright of the SDC. No copying or sending the issues to others who have not paid for the issues. The cost of an issue can be shared by a maximum of two people.
Thursday, February 28, 2008
The 5 Peace Times (Special Edition #1 28/02/08)
The 5 Peace Times
STAR MAHJONG PLAYER
DENIES PLAYING MAHJONG
Star mahjong player Grayce Yeo, 11, just denied playing mahjong today. Clara Lavanya Apollos, an eye-witness of the speech, says "Grayce was so mechanic! She was saying "I-don't-play-mahjong. I-don't-play-mahjong. I-don't-play mahjong." It was so funny!" Then Clara giggled her head off. Grayce says "Well, I'd say it's true! Oh, and STOP that!!!" (Clara's head was rolling about on the floor.) Further investigations however, showed that Grayce Yeo had been playing mahjong ever since she was a teensy weensy baby! Ever since she came out of her mother's stomach, Grayce had been gambling away her baby toys...... (To know more about Grayce, read the book .) Anyway, an insider romantically involved with our *star* says, "The first time I met her, it was SCARY!I bumped into a figure dressed in black... Ugh!" We regret to say that he broke up with Grayce immediately. Sigh, what is there to do about such things... By the way, if anyone invents a machine that makes you love mahjong, we'd be interested! Hee...hee... :P
(By the way, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to Germaine and Giselle! Or is is Giselle and Germaine? Who is older? Hmm..... X( )
Tuesday, February 5, 2008
Hit Counter!
Hit Counter!
No! Don't hit it! There is a new hit counter for counting how many visits this website has had... (obviously!) By the way, we couldn't publish Issue 4 & 5 this week... Sorry! :( We MIGHT publish the issues next week, though... No promises!
06/02/08
12.58pm
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Who Let The Dogs Out?
Who Let The Dogs Out?
Not me! There is a video from YouTube on our site featuring cute (but blur :( ) dog pics! However, the video was cut into half... Or at least almost half! Well, if you want to watch the full-screen video, go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUPGsIymFLs . The video was not made by us though... Special thanks to caseyagain for creating the video! :D Have fun!
03/02/08
05:44pm
New Upgrades!
New Upgrades!
Well, if it isn't too soon? Our website has a new guestbook and quiz! Please comment on what you feel in the guestbook, and feel free to take part in the quiz! Take advantage of the chatbox to share your results for the quiz, or even the poll! By the way, how do you find The 5 Peace Times? Are we hurting people? We hope not... :( Now it is time to comment! Come on... You know you want to!
03/02/08
5:09pm
Saturday, February 2, 2008
New Chat Box!
New Chat Box!
Whew! After trying and trying and trying, the SDC got a Chat Box up and running! Feel free to use it- that's what we put it there for! Plus, there is also a poll - do you want us to create a bookshop or not? Please answer! Have fun with the chatbox! (You'd better... >:( ! ) Hee hee!
02/02/08
23:06
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